Imagine being in such poor of form as Gareth Bale that they’re threatening you with going BACK to Tottenham in the next window.

Why do you hate fun, dude?

Hearing this will be the last edition of the series has me reaching depths of sadness I didn’t know were reachable.

Well, at least we have this...

I’ve been trying to figure that out, too. Normally, you see guys try to retool their repertoire, but every tweak he’s made just makes him slip further.

Those last three OTs were not entertainment, they were 15 minutes of a nation praying that Vince Carter didn’t turn into dust.

Pretty sure he’s burned damn near every bridge there was to burn with the company: Vince, Steph, Paul Heyman, Mike Hayes, list goes on and on.

Don’t forget that he’s also the longest reigning IC champ in the history of the company.

All the pomp & circumstance behind the HOF ceremonies seem so odd. It’s so clearly separated from the Big 4 because it feels, like you stated, more like a business than actual sport. Despite how massive and advertised it is every Mania season, it just becomes a glorified “Employee of the Month” sort of party without…

If that kid were holding a Sprite, this could’ve gone a much different way.

Have a star, you witty robot.

Absolutely is. Pretty sure the cost of jet fuel outweighs the price of a strip-mall rub’n’tug, though.

You’re supposed to end in a “yes and...” in that situation.

At approximately 1102 hrs, Wang began touching and rubbing Male 13

the eagle remained in search of its meal. Before it got a chance to swoop down, a Jacksonville player in the dugout ran out to grab the fish

Ballghazi, Part 2: For A Fistful Of Dollars

Normally, I don’t like sweet things for breakfast, as I’m usually an eggs & bacon kinda guy, but hot damn, this is something I’m willing to break my routine for.

Did Hillary write this joke for you?

Exactly.

Thank you for the excuse to share this video for the 20 millionth time. I know it’s not breaking, but I hope this dude and his crew are part of the festivities.