As a Giants fan, all I can say is: Janoris Jenkins is, and will forever be, a massive idiot. He was in high school, at Florida, and at North Alabama.

It was really great to see all of Brick Squad in attendance for this moment. Too bad they lost to the Pelicans.

While I feel awful for Carl Edwards clearly having the best Chase car the whole weekend, and for Kyle Larson not winning after having the most dominant car, that was insane.

Mike Gundy saying Prince is both equally baffling and makes me want to see him jamming to Purple Rain.

How dare you poke holes in Billy’s Premier League coverage.

+1 This* is so dumb

Oh, Ozil is a world class playerm, but he’s a Gooner.

It’s clearly due to the fact that no one wants to watch Mesut Ozil succeed.

Since it just passed, what’s the weirdest thing you ever got while Trick or Treating?

Well... who’d a thunk Cee-lo would’ve been one of the first people to send Theo a congratulatory message?

Fuck it, I’m writing in Theo on my ballot on Tuesday. He’s gets shit done.

They turned his legs into linguine.

Best part was JVG saying Russ should have the right to step over and smack the shit out of that guy.

This didn’t happen to me personally, but I watched it happen from the trail car that I was driving:

I still don’t completely believe this actually happened, for two reasons:

Do a penalty kick-like scenario where you line up five guys to kick from 30 yards out.

The double play that Baez turned to end the 8th was so stupidly smooth on a hard hit ball, that it gave me goosebumps.

Rick Ross’ verse in Devil In A New Dress is the best thing he’s done in his entire career.

There aren’t any actual matches on the days when the Gooner’s don’t play, just guys who play soccer for fun in random parts of Europe.

I actually got to meet Anthony Johnson a couple of weeks before his fight with Glover Teixeira. I kinda asked him the same question about how much effort he puts into studying his opponents, and all he said back was, “I just worry about me. No need to study the other guy if i’m just gunna knock him out.”