Great save.

Exactly.

Also, if Edgar Martinez doesn't get into the Hall before David Ortiz, I'm going to Cooperstown and burning the damn place to the ground.

I can’t fucking stand the logic of some of the writers who use the “Well he’ll get in anyway” excuse for not putting guys on their ballot.

They ask, “Who was that old lady screaming into the microphone? Was that Bjork?”

This could qualify for [insert band here] getting back together at Coachella. I’m still trying to figure out exactly why people are excited for Guns N Roses to provide one last mercy flush of a performance.

Also Boogie related...

This definitely won’t Sitwell with anyone in Browns’ management.

I, too, am a Kanye stan and I’m inclined to agree about this song.

Also, is there a requirement for new hires at Deadspin that you must despise Spurs?

This is just the most Spurs-y thing ever. Guy scores 26 PL goals in his 10 years with the team, then he plays his first ever match against Spurs and scores an absolute beauty.

Seems as though Maria Taylor went to the DJ Khaled School of Speech.

This is just fantastic.

It almost disgusts me how great Ozil has been this season. It disgusts me even more that that statement came from my fingertips.

Normally when Rick Pitino is telling people to get fucked, he's talking to high school seniors.

Eggy Plastaras

That loss Stings a little bit more now.

Dammit Otto, you have lupus.

I used to go to school in that area and, funny story, one night my roommate and I were buying beer from that exact Walmart. When we walked back outside to his truck, there was a crime scene taped off in about a 100 foot radius around an old Buick.

What kind of car?