I never realized Buffalo had such a huge crack problem.

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

This is good bear footage.

Sad for Mr. Grummitt, the place was filled with magic and he couldn’t manage his mischief in front of thousands of people.

I think what we all learned from the Democratic debate was that:

I really want to make the joke about how the Cubs will find a way to screw it up, but I’d be lying if I said I wanted them to.

Looks like Klay has moved on from his wingman role.

Yeah... So... This happened, too:

I’m not a Gamecocks fan by any means, but the fact that we won’t get HBC sound clips at SEC Media Days anymore is the most depressing part of this news.

Super Bowl XXXV. Ron Dixon gave me hope, then the Ravens just kept pouring it on.

Imagine if, somehow, Bill Simmons ended up on MTV. How beautifully awkward would that be?

Tim Howard says, “Hello.”

Every time Jermaine Jones puts an extra touch on the ball, a kitten dies.

This team is literally falling apart.

When I was a sophomore in college, the Chick-fil-a just outside of campus had a night where you got unlimited chicken nuggets for $10.

While I don’t disagree that 28 Days Later is his best film, I have to say that Sunshine is my favorite of his. It’s probably my favorite sci-fi movie ever, almost purely based on how fantastically beautiful it looks, even compared to the hyper-produced films that you mentioned before.

Normally when that happens on the field, it’s just called “pulling a McNabb.”

That story is obviously bullshit. He didn’t even say “Hibachi!” once.

I’m in the exact same boat. Whole timeline, too.

It also didn’t help that John Kruk was obsessively trying to make excuses for the Yankees absolutely shitting the bed the last two months of the season. And, whoever the analytics/SABR lady in the booth was, was overcomplicating the fact that Joe Girardi really stopped giving a fuck about his job when his entire…