Not me personally, but a good friend of mine has been with a girl he met via Tinder for the last three months.

No one is required to reply; you are garbage until proven otherwise.

+1 furlong

You're my hero.

Holy crap, that's brilliant.

The troll is strong with this one.

Autocorrect is teaching this kid that you always rape what you sow.

That front end is atrocious, to me. It looks bug-eyed because the headlights seem so spread out from the grille.

So, who actually said it, Tomlin or Fonda? The headline says one thing, the post says another?

You're the worst.

Luis Suarez would celebrate with his own version of a selfie, but FIFA rules explicitly prohibit autocannibalism.

Damn that's good.

The same thing happens when someone tries to put subtlety in front of Chris Berman.

Whoops...

Am I missing something here?

Is there ever a normal goal in the eyes of Roy Hudson?

For a robot, you're very poetic.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SHEP, YOU MURDERER?!?!

WHAT DID YOU DO TO SHEP, YOU MURDERER?!?!

JR Smith is headed to Cleveland as part of this.

Neither of those teams were the Detroit Lions.