It's Always Snotty In Philadelphia

Will couldn't keep it in his pants?

Snicker salad better be what I think it is.

Two part question: I suck at gravies. What's the simplest, non-pouch/jar gravy recipe you can throw at me?

Again, Tyree's catch obviously had a much bigger impact on the game it happened in, but this was bananas.

Don't feel bad, I wanted Aaron Donald.

Tyree's catch obviously had a much bigger impact on a game, but this was just freakish.

Being a Giants fan, aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

Are any of you guys NASCAR fans? I'm honestly curious.

Kevin shat in bed.

Congrats Bills fans! You get to leave the winter wasteland of Buffalo for a weekend stay in the less snowy, desolate garbage fire known as Detroit!

I never noticed how thankful I should be for my butt, until now.

Man, can't we just have some fun?

Weird, every time I try to create a player named Fernando Torres the game freezes up and flies 12 feet to the left.

Did you just compare someone who literally got hit in the face for a living, to someone that once had a match where the stipulation was getting your head shaved by the winner?

"Beaten, battered, torn to shreds. Call it off. That's enough punishment in one career."

Huh?

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

It's hilarious what Brian France and the competition committee has done to the sport to try and make it so that big winners end up winning the whole damn show.

I would give one ear to see Ryan Newman or Denny Hamlin win the Cup.