...hold my earrings.

This. So much this.

I think it's last in this case because Hershey's dark chocolate tastes like what I imagine the Dust Bowl did.

I am not basic.

I knew I liked you for a reason, Rob. Anyone who says Reese's aren't best is no friend of mine (fuck your peanut allergy).

Don't forget Lil B's Spanish-inspired "Gato Gato."

He's pretty important in the grand scheme of things that he kept a lot of careers afloat by making autotune a relevant tool in hip-hop.

Thanks for your input, pal.

I met T-Pain once. It was at a gas station in south Florida and he was filling up some gigantic SUV with even more gigantic rims. He wasn't an asshole, probably because I didn't make a scene out of it, nor did I ask for autograph. I did ask to see the system in his truck. It was amazing, and he was pretty decent dude.

C'mon, Billy. At least give the non-soccer audience a cliffs notes version.

I'm going to say this very slow, for about the 1,000th time:

In the true spirit of the 60's, neither black nor yellow is featured in this video.

This seems like a real fakakta excuse for being an old white guy.

My grandfather had one of these well into the 90s (for a semi-retiree in sunny south Florida, it was odd for him to own). He sold it to some kid that he worked with at the time, who then turned it into a proper ricer (I would say he tuned it and modified it correctly, but this kid made it into a garish noise box). He…

To make matters worse, Tony Romo was just replaced by a guy who was traded for Kevin Brown over a decade ago.

I'd have to agree about Bum winning even if the Giants don't, especially since Peavy and Hudson are more than liable to completely shit the bed back in KC.

I love darts. Mainly because my dad taught me how to play way too many variations as a kid. The skill comes in handy when overly confident barflies think they'll be good at it and then I take their money.

It's true, Rob. McDonald's isn't bringing back the McRib on a full-scale national release.

I get the man's point. He's trying to criticize Major League Baseball for their handling of the Posey Rule.