Or, "beerkake," if you will.

When I was a young man, approximately three or four years ago, I attended a soiree that my fraternity was holding to celebrate another semester of hard work and good grades. At said jubilee, we drank adult beverages with responsibility and care for our bodies, as we treat them like well-oiled machines.

This is major problem at the types of places that pride themselves on having dozens upon dozens of beers on tap.

I always figured him to be more of a Big Show kinda guy.

No, really... Who won the AL pennant?

I can't wait for the chopped and screwed version, but I'd rather not see any more dogs die from this horrid disease.

This is horrifically funny? Funnily horrific? Eh, whatever, +1.

I would honestly love to see this guy returning kicks and have him get to the end zone and slide in.

I just read Billy Eichner's tweet in my head in his voice, and now I have a headache.

"Did anyone else get a gerbil?"

I believe it.

I have one question for you: How long did it take you to find a stock photo of that motion?

"You can do that?"

We are in the process of collaboratively evaluating the most appropriate next steps with Kevin

I'll never forget seeing Watchmen in theaters and feeling the collective awkwardness of everyone in the crowd when Silk Spectre and Night Owl fucked to Leonard Cohen's 'Hallelujah.'

Kenseth is the last guy I expected to turn heel, he usually just turns left.

That Red Bull/Mountain Dew/Four Loko death mix made my heart stop.

It usually asks to be published as public or private. I don't see anything there, so it may need to be switched to public.

I know, right?