I believe it's pronounced "Adele Dazeem."

And by "a few," I mean about 2.

You ever smoke a tenderloin?

In my lifetime I don't think I've ever seen Texas be that big of a home dog.

Jerry "The King" Lawler approves.

What an unbelievable way to realize I have a spray chart fetish.

Greg, if you're reading this, please tell me why Danny Welbeck chose the wrong end of North London.

I've got no horse left in the race, but I'll be damned if I didn't say I'd like to see the Royals make a run deep into the postseason.

As long as whoever has it coughs directly into Jerry Jones' coffee tomorrow morning, I'm behind it 100%.

I was there for the Saturday show, too. Had Golden Circle tix and was surrounded by some locals who thought I would be a fish out of water. Then they realized I knew all the words to ATLiens and it was like a vocal olive branch.

I would like to thank the city of Atlanta for their hospitality this past weekend, more particularly the manager of GameX for putting on the North London Derby (Gooners/Spurs) at the end of the bar on a Saturday afternoon in which the Tennessee/UGA game was being played simultaneously.

Kaká is the highest paid player in the league when he doesn't do shit, and the majority of the league gets paid crap.

It's okay to burn it down and start over, there was never money in that second banana stand.

Sure thing, pal.

I don't get it.

It was his last game in pinstripes. That was the point of my sentiment.

Do what you must.

Last year, I bawled my eyes out when Mo left the mound for the last time. I seriously cried for about 10 minutes when Andy and Jeet took him out and he crumbled in front of the crowd.

@pgammo

And, of course, Bobby Shmurda...