Landry is one lookin-ass Raptor.

Not Pictured: Fred Smoot

I know you're all for simplicity with your deviled eggs, Albert, but a dressed up deviled egg was one of the premier culinary moments of my life.

Oh, but if by some grace of god there is ever a US/Italy final, I'm 100% behind the Yanks.

Well, I'm American, so I root for them first and foremost. But, Mario Balotelli is my favorite player on the planet and half of my lineage is Italian, so I pull for Italy to run deep. I say I'd like to see England make a run because, well... I'd like to see the fans go nuts and I just think they're due.

It's the placenta-iest of all the placentas.

This is the first of your rankings I agree with. I'd actually like to see England make a run (no really, I do), but I just don't see how they'll contain the Suarez/Cavani frontline from Uruguay.

It really pisses me off that David Chang is a part of that.

I want so badly for Balo to do something insane* and have Italy make a big run.

If England beats Italy in their opening match, I'll buy the shirt of whoever scores the game winner, regardless of club affiliation (yes, even a Gooner).

I really, really wish no one ever told Iggy Azalea she was talented enough to rap. I don't try to shit on people too often when it comes to music, but she makes Nicki Minaj sound like Lauryn Hill.

This is definitely the toughest group to pick because each of these teams has that scrappy, fight to the last whistle type of potential. If Falcao were fit, I think I'd take Colombia to advance pretty easily. Since that's not the case, and I'm not too sure where the scoring will come from on a consistent basis, so I…

I'm not sure this is the right move by Klinsmann. This team will be feeling the burn before the tournament even starts.

Am I the only one who watches Greece's matches on Spanish language telecasts so that I can giggle every time the commentators say their names?

Someone's on a hot streak.

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Wiffle is definitely awesome, it just made me realize how out of shape I was today.

Pro tip: Wiffle ball is a lot tougher than you think when you're out of shape.

Is there a joke I'm missing here?

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