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First glance Final Four: Louisville, Wisconsin, Iowa State, Kansas.

Good customized jerseys are like black unicorns: mythical, mystical.

I was in my freshman year when it dropped, and I remember staying up to try and beat the traffic on IllRoots to download it because I was so pumped for it. But, IllRoots crashed a couple hours beforehand and I ended up passing out at 4/5 in the morning and slept through all my classes, only to wake up and download it

This. So much this.

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If you were to do away with DUAN, I would uncontrollably wail in agony until my tear ducts dried up and I began to dry heave. Then, I'd begin to chip each key off of my keyboard with a flathead screwdriver and eat them like candy, only to fall into deep regret and shame, finally realizing my mistakes and retreating

The only thing more tasteless than this joke is Dale Jr.'s palate.

Tokyo Drift? You're one classy lady.

Oh damn, Out Cold is one that I can agree on. I watch the whole thing just to make sure I see the outtakes during the credits. I could easily just pop it into my DVD player, but that's way too far away.

I found Crimson & Clover on vinyl a few weeks back. Only paid $8 for a record in very good condition. Smokey Roads is probably my favorite song of theirs.

Put your goggles on because there is going to be blood and guts everywhere.

The Big East Tournament is always good for some of these moments. It's annually the best part of Championship Week.

Amen.

Levy is the middleman for Sherwood and Lewis. Lewis is basically just the old man who writes the checks.

Well, technically he is the owner. He's part owner of the company that owns THFC and is the acting chairman/decision maker.

Chairman, sorry.

I agree with pretty much everything you just said, but I absolutely could not stand AVB. His gameplans were stagnant and unimaginative, and would never allow these guys to run. If Sherwood would just stick with a formation and let the squad set itself, they'd be golden, and may actually have the ability to score eight

There's nothing "second-rate" about Spurs, except everything they do on the pitch.