It’s a sad day when the police are protecting this clown better than they protected Heather Heyer and the many counterprotesters who were injured.

It looks like nothing stops impractical heels. Not even the apocalypse. Hope she doesn’t break an ankle running from the cannibalistic hordes.

I’ll be honest, I couldn’t give a fuck less who Rey’s parents are.

I experienced that particular moment as soon as I watched the trailer for Terminator 3 almost 15 years ago...

I’m over Terminator. I finally saw T3 five years ago and haven’t seen Salvation nor Genisys.

Jaime Lannister is wearing the strongest armor of them all.

“It’s like poetry. Sort of... it rhymes. Every stanza... you know... kinda rhymes with the last.... hopefully it’ll work....”

I rather hear “it’s just a remake of Empire Strikes Back!” over “it’s just a remake of The Phantom Menace!”

Gosh, I hate this prophecy so much. The OT worked wonderfully without it! Worst addition to the whole Saga. Yes, even worse than Midichlorians.

Mother fuckers need to get over this chosen one bullshit.

The interesting conceit of the Avatar sequels

The Zune was the Betamax of portable music players. While it was technically a superior product, it wasn’t as widely adopted as the other options, like VHS.

This just in; George R.R. Martin has been brought on as a writer for Avatar 2. He’s assured everyone via his blog that it will not distract him from finishing Winds of Winter in anyway.

The late who? In the what now? It’s been like 10 years, I can’t bring myself to give a shit about Avatar and don’t see why anybody else does. It was Dances with Wolves in space, and I don’t see what the fuck James Cameron could do to give a sequel any deeper kind of plot (or any kind of plot at all).

The Zune was a good product. It’s unfortunate it wasn’t more widely adopted.

Wow, he’s wrong on a lot of things.

It’s actually funny, cause a century ago, women consistently scored lower on IQ tests than men. Then we started formally educating women and they entered the paid workforce, and their IQs shot up. They are now consistently a touch higher than mens’ IQ scores.

Either that or they are a hiring manager that got shit for constantly hiring white dudes and never considering anyone else.

Thus answering the question I didn’t realized I had, “if you put a sociopathic technocrat in a a room with nothing but a word processor and the sound of his own voice, what would he write?”

$5 says he’s ‘pro-life’ too.