Mystery solved

Republicans clinging to a past that never was. Waxing poetic about working in a coal mine, having to use the company store, a world without the EPA, clean air or water. The good old days.....

You could have just stopped after “knows.”

He’s trying to drive a wedge between Germany and the US, because that’s what Putin wants.

The only thing he wants to import from Germany is Naziism. AMIRITE?!?

I agree, this imbalance needs to stop. We need cars designed and built in America, like the Ford Focus, Buick Cascada or the Chevrolet SS.

Racist white men are the most fragile, scared and sensitive people in the country, which I think has a lot to do with these fits and power trips.

Yes, excellent idea. Let’s put all the lithium-ion batteries in the cargo hold, where no one will be able to do a goddamn thing if there’s a fire.

So, basically, more chances for airport personnel to steal electronics.

the ban is not a ban

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

This story reminded me of this classic:

You weren’t forced to use it – my 3D has been off almost the entire time I’ve owned a 3DS – but you were forced to pay for it. This New 2DS XL has literally every feature of the New 3DS XL except for the 3D, and it is $40 less in Canada, so yeah, the 3D had a cost.

I just saw a bad hombre walking down the street carrying what looked like an assault weapon. He was wearing a red sombrero that read something like “Makea Meri Cagre A Taga In!” Does anybody know if that’s some kind of Mexican gang slogan? Maybe it’s.. I dunno... latin? Klingon?

i’m reporting houses in the rich part of town for harboring illegal aliens lets see what happens.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

I surmise that this rabbit died when it was dragged out of the cargo hold so that some employee rabbits could be placed on board.

Really it’s shallow people who deserve each other. Men who only care about a trophy wife and women who only care about money.

Your calorie "myth" is flat-out wrong, and doesn't even bother proving itself. All you point out is that "foods are different" and that's your argument against "calories are food energy, your body stores excess energy as fat"? Of course a cucumber is different than sugar — even calorically. A pound of milk chocolate…