It’s still a crime though, right? I thought it was a crime for someone to urge other individuals to go out and kill somebody. It’s not like it was a joke, or obviously a farce, parody, or fiction. He was serious.

Maybe they had heart attacks from over-exertion? Or heat stroke.

American Humane did not give it the “No Animals Were Harmed” approval, so I’m boycotting the video.

It’s a double standard that hurts WOMEN. Sure, Hollywood shows more unattractive men than unattractive women — but that hurts WOMEN because only attractive women get jobs in Hollywood, and it is reinforced to society that only attractive women have any worth. Hollywood admits that unattractive men still have worth to…

-“Because then you start falling into the affirmative action traps in that it achieves what you want through brute force rather than legitimate and earned progress”-

I’d watch:

“Well yeah, she’s not a surgeon, she’s a nurse. It makes sense she’d need some instruction from an actual surgeon.”

Angry Birds 2?

The “We Hope Nobody Remembers When We Planned a Ghostbusters’ Universe” Universe.

They’re all flight risks, and we let them get on a place and flee the country?

This is my ringtone

I don’t know whether he actually levied war against the US, but I think he certainly committed espionage. (Disclosure: I’m not a lawyer; will defer to any “Esquires” out there). I really want this guy charged with a crime. Since the republicans are protecting him for some stupid reason, it may be the only way to…

The turning point of the show happened at the end of season 1 — when Henry turned out to be Crane’s son. After that, the show became an “All My Children” soap opera. Crane and Katrina had marital problems. The horseman was Katrina’s spurned boyfriend. Henry resents his parents. Blah, blah. I don’t care how many…

If you’re actually worried about flipping over, get a roll bar. Anything to protect your life is better than nothing.

After some bad investments, I’ve almost saved up enough money to buy my son the G.I. Joe with the king fu grip.

Their skeletons can give kids nightmares. And by “kids,” I mean me.

I don’t know anything about comics, but I’m sure it’s not unheard of for a villain to do one good thing, and that’s supposed to erase all the bad they’ve done before. The first example to come to mind is Darth Vader — after killing millions of people, the fact that he saved his own son makes a lot of people say he…

It wouldn’t surprise me if Trump thinks of her that way. You be the judge:

Isn’t “gluten free” just a trendy way to eat a low carb diet?

It will certainly taste better. But maybe, just maybe, the author didn’t want to end up weighing 239 pounds.