Great, another handout for the Greeks.

If you put it to your ear, you can hear the ocean...

That picture of Geno Smith is as horrifying as it is confusing. How does a broken jaw make you shrink so much?

You know Papelbon is the classy one, since he’s got a wedding ring tattoo.

It’s really about 430 touchdowns.

Somebody, at some point, spent money to change the stock wheels out for the current ones.

I deleted your comment. We’ve addressed the non-issue of “why is this on muh japolnik” enough times. If you don’t want to read a story, don’t click on it.

It was a 50s GM concept.. They likely worked at each demo (even if there was a guy hiding in the trunk with a backup system and manual crank 2nd backup).

This might be sacrilege, but the F40 with its lights up looks kinda ridiculous.

Balderdash. We all know nitrogen doesn’t just appear out of thin air.............................

They are who we expected them to be.

Neutral: How long before Ford recovered from the Pinto gas tank disaster, Audi and Toyota from the unintended acceleration claims or GM from the ignition key scandal? I haven’t heard of any deaths by TDI emissions.

That hijacking couldn’t have gone any better if George W. had planned it himself.

Tough week for Volkswagen gets even worse.

Fun Fact: According to Ragnar’s website, he set the world record for shaving a beard with an ax in 1982, and that record still stands today. It goes on to say that he is the most widely recognized mascot in the world (that’s right, fuck you Tony the Tiger).

Boo!

I don’t know, this one is tough to beat.

If Joe ever read the One True Cardinals’ Book, he'd know that the league leader in saves is Jesus.

Double murder, huh? Well, professional baseball may be out of the question now, but he could always be a Super Bowl MVP.