I had an Uncle that used a 25 ton grapple skidder to get to work one day due to a riot. He made the news that night. It had the root blade (he made it) on the front, it was 12ft wide with 2ft spikes in it for tearing roots out of the ground.

Me for weeks: “Show me the stump! I want to see that stump! How many fingers does he have left? I have got to see this thing.”

You are having way too much pun.

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

COTD!

The biggest cunt on an Iowa-class since that Cher video!

You had one job.

so Murray’s solution was to line the engine bay with a highly efficient heat-reflector: gold foil. Approximately 16 g (0.8 ounce) of gold was used in each car

Hello Mudda

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Why don’t you just make ten the loudest?

11. For when you need that extra push over the cliff, and ten just doesn’t quite get you there.

BOOBS!

The tail is fun to watch, then I noticed the wheels. Whoa.

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

The too ostentatious line is killer.

“Rashad, don’t score. I’ve got the Cowboys D in my FanDuel league, and I could win $500 here.”

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.