I can guarantee you are going to find cats laying here if you park it outside.

Just because you took an abstinence pledge doesn't mean you get to force it on others.

I’m trying to figure out how to build a Cash Dam. I’ll keep you posted.

I'm just wondering if somewhere there's a guy with a story about buying cheap softcore porn and finding out it was actually X-men Legends.

But NASCAR drivers are the greatest racing drivers in the world! I know because the commentators said so.

I think i’d take the neutered car, make it a 1962 Ferrari 250 GTO, and sell it for a couple million as a rolling shell. Then, I’d take the money and buy a Singer 911, and a Hakosuka Skyline, and make it home in time to watch the squatch fucker. Hey squatch fucker! Do you need assitance?!

Richard Rawlings is the Guy Fieri of Car Shows......Not a good thing.

An episode of Chasing Classic Cars, abridged:

Wayne Carini wakes up, drives around the block, finds random barn, jiggles the handle *unlocked*, finds 1967 Lamborghini Miura SV abandoned, gets titled for $300, sells at auction for $5.2 million, “it was an OK price. I’m not thrilled.”

Could be worse

Could be, they all look the same.

I seriously got through about 2 paragraphs and then I woke up...I must have blacked out, because now I have a keyboard imprint on my forehead.

Who. Fucking. Cares!?

Learn to swim.

Actual mugshot

Is this whole section not centered in the car?

He must be stopped.

Donk wheels. Origami creased jelly bean. Excessively styled front end. Zero visibility greenhouse. Useless on the road, useless on the trail CUV.