“The big hand moves faster than the little hand.”
FYI
Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire
Is #16 going to be the propulsion? It’s connected to the wheels and vertical stabilizer by a dotted line. Mid-engined flying Prius? Color me impressed Toyota.
The lift is created by the wonderful smelling farts of Prius drivers!
plz call this gentleman
Guys, this is definitely legit. I totally remember the Star Trek episode where the Enterprise fought a giant sports mascot by ramming it in the head.
Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.
Spock
“Take a lap band.”
Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.
Sounds like they were standing on the outside of a high speed corner.
Could be irate, or could just be the slogan for an exciting new Ashley Madison campaign.
Sure. There are dozens of things to sue the Sperm Bank for that don’t involve telling you daughter that her skin color is making your life hell.
It came out too dark! Breakfast is RUINED!
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I don’t know if Rolls-Royce counts but they produce a ton of engines.
(Rats are described as having the same smell as cats, only not as bad.)
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