But who leads the team in shingles?

This kind of thing is why Jalopnik and its sub-blogs are so damn good :’)

I thought this one was going to end up flipped but I’m ecstatic to see you’re hanging on to such a wonderful beast.

Please, make an article outlining how to change blinker fluid. My BMW has been telling me it’s low for ages now...

Before the wrath of TeamCat falls on me let me add that Opie is a cutie and very very bwave.

What time is Flintsones time?

• Two things have always been true about human beings. One, the world is always getting better. Two, the people living at that time think it`s getting worse.“Honest Questions with Penn Jillette” (2 November 2007), CNN.

I would divide the eras into pre- and post- easily-accessible-toilet paper. I’m pretty sure the whole world smelled like doo-doo until about 80 years ago.

I knew someday my Fierorossa would finally be legitimate.

“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

Dude should watch goonies and then get shit done, it’s not hard just learn from the kids. Wheres their sense of adventure. Booby trapped Nazi gold train! I can not think of many more exciting phrases.

Yeah I would only go public to claim a 10% finders fee after herniating every disk in my back carrying as much gold as I could fit in an ever expanding hole in my backyard.

who finds a nazi train full of gold and tells everyone about it, do they hate gold?

I’m no fan of Nazis

Mayweather made $300 mil doing the same thing? Let’s give these bros $30 to do it again.

“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

The calendar’s as fat as Jay Gruden.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

I didn’t think I would ever grow to hate Russel Wilson, but now that he has revealed himself to be a human spam-bot, he’s made me reconsider.