Those people possibly have permanent brain damage.

I drove my friends BMW and used the turn signals.

I don’t consider this “misuse,” but some people get SO triggered by the things I do with my BRZ.

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOUR CAR IS PROBABLY A RUST BUCKET NOW!!! RWD IS SO DANGEROUS IN THE SNOW!!!”

“EHRMAGURD!!! YOU CAN’T TOW THINGS WITH A BRZ. IT SAYS SO RIGHT IN THE OWNER’S MANUAL. BUY A FERD F-TEEN-THOUSAND!!!”

I’ve literally…

The fact that you think Larry Enticer’s mullet is bad tells me all I need to know about you as a person.

“You wouldn’t understand.”

It’s a type of raptor.

Tried that once. Wore a rented tux and monocle but stupidly spit out the caviar declaring, “It’s like if dead fish had babies!” I was then “approached” and had to admit, “Well I’m not an owner per se (finger quotes), but I am an enthusia...”

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

THIS JFK SECURITY SCANDAL IS HARD TO SWALLOW

They call that foreplay nowadays.

First you complain that I don’t have a good relationship with you mother. Then you complain that I do. What the hell do you want from me?

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Because some people like trucks.

If you’re looking for a stop gap vehicle perhaps the Honda Element could be a good option. It aligns with Tom’s reco of the Transit (big fan), but you could get a great entry price and not worry about any depreciation at an entry well below your budget.

Structural engineer here. The fact that this is the largest of the 3 (apparent) braces running across the short axis of the car to stiffen the frame rails tells me it has the most load on it (yes real engineering-ish). I’m having a hard time orienting the pictures with each other but regardless: corners are always the…

This is COTD?.....

I rented a Pontiac Sunfire for a trip to Kill Devil Hills, NC - a place where driving on the beach is completely allowed. After the usual assortment of handbrake-assisted U-turns and curb clips, we headed out around midnight to drift the sandy shores. We made it, maybe, 100 feet before becoming impossibly stuck. By…

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.