Well yeah this all is totally true and makes all the sense in the world.

The crazy thing about this whole thing is...

OH YEAH BRO? OH YEAH? I GET LAID ALL THE TIME BY 10/10 MODELS SO OFTEN I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET MY FLUIDS REPLACED. I’M LIKE THE BRAKES OF AN AARP MEMBER’S CAR BRO JUST SPLOOSHING EVERYWHERE. I’M BASICALLY BANGING GIRLS LEFT AND RIGHT, AND I HAD TO HAVE MY WIENER REGISTERED AS A WEAPON BECAUSE I…

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

His response: basically, he doesn’t know her.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

The thing that jumped out at me, with little or no mention, is that while the hospitalization, addiction, and all-around erratic behavior was taking place:

Here’s another huge wrinkle - By taking THIS LONG to resign, there will be no special election, and Hawk, a Republican, allows Abbott, a frothing-at-the-mouth-I-got-mine-fuck-you Far Right fuckward Republican, to APPOINT her replacement, instead of having the citizens of Dallas (a rather blue city overall in Texas)…

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

As a San Diego resident, I think I speak for everyone here when I say “Fuck you Chargers”.

Ezekiel Elliott Kinda Owned Kam Chancellor

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

I think his argument is that he had consensual sex with a woman and that she “changed her mind” and reported him for assault, and instead of approaching the matter “objectively,” they unfairly chose to believe the female victim and kangaroo-courted him because of said “pro-female, anti-male” bias. I.E., they only…

Leading Red Gives Message to America’s Children: “Get Cancer”

The kid’s lucky. Zack Hample would have elbowed his throat for one of those gloves.

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

She has to endure that because other networks may ask her to not say racist things on TV and THAT would be too much.

Huh. Turns out she does have some limits on what she would do in the pursuit of wealth and notoriety.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.