Starrgazing: A timeline

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

All choices have consequences.

It’s not like we were going to walk back from the titty bar.

Were you listening to the car radio?

Dad, when did you get a time machine?

Meh. We were listening on the radio and my son must have not been paying attention because he cheered. I threw a mostly empty beer can at him. I’m 36, he’s 8.

This isn’t a contest.

Downtown Shapiro’s is the only real Shapiro’s.

Shapiro’s is fucking amazing. I’m glad I’m nowhere near it right now, but oh my god. Look at how much meat they put on your sandwich! And the cheesecake is twice that size! Oy gevalt so good!

He owns the seahawks too. How could you miss a chance to fire shots at the seachickens??

Believe the same thing happened in the Bahamas when one of the RCI ships was directed to anchor in a specific position which damaged reefs as well.