1) Sherri was so great with them

My favorite part of hatemail (which is almost always dumb, regardless of the opinion or piece it hates upon) is when it says “Sent from my iPhone” or similar at the end... it’s kind of comforting to know that at the end of the day, we’re all just dumb people who use cool technology that would have fried our great…

I dunno... that “Big Scoop: You Fucking Suck” is not even unintentionally funny... that’s just true comedic mastery

+1 crunchy groove

The sad part is that there will be some kids in the next handful of years that are going to call it that for their entire lives... I still call the Verizon Center in DC the MCI Center even though it hasn’t been that in over 10 years (also, MCI doesn’t exist) so whatever 3 year-old kid who is a couple years from his or…

#PushTheMiz

+1 weirdly-forgotten-about-nightclub-shooting

The issue with this team (as you pointed out) is that Beal is treated like a star but is really just an “ok” player... Beal might want to also be an “Alpha” (which I blame Bill Simmons for coming up with this term) but he’s not... he’s neither a leader nor a star

I think there are a number of good moments (and that Cena-Styles match was 6 out of 5 stars) in a vaccuum but the construction of the show was dumb... there was no natural crescendo and everyone was burnt out too quickly... the new belt looks like some dump and it took the crowd out of a good (not great) rollins-balor…

Best way? Two TVs

Sign her up now... we would be so lucky if she’s a quarter the pro that angle was and is

+1 Semerkhet dynasty

Seth Rollins is the bee’s knees

I like this piece. Thanks, Mr. Burneko.

you can up the bagel ranking by scooping out a bit of the bread... might kinda defeat the purpose but 30 seconds extra work makes for a delightful experience

No thanks.

Pretty harsh for Mary Worth... I’d easily rank it above Family Circus