According to Mercedes-Benz market research of cargo van drivers, the average daily mileage of a van in Europe is just around 60 miles...“it’s aimed primarily at businesses conducting multi-drop ‘last-mile’ deliveries in urban areas...

the article explains the market pretty well, you’re clearly not it. 

But I’ll never know what

Just remember, Somalia, a legitimate failed state, has universal healthcare!

So, what are they training the police for?

The world needs more of these:

>>>Despite being born into the Soviet Union where cars weren’t just basic, they were boring,

YOU BEADY-EYED BASTARD SAY THAT TO MY FACE I’LL CONTENT YOUR IDEAS YOU MISERABLE HAM-GROPING CLA--(dragged from room)

That is the most lukewarm take in history.

Freedom means being willing to die desperately gasping for air so the stock market can go up another half percent. 

“I won’t be dumping cash into a vehicle without any value.”

Nathan?

I’ll be honest, the people leaving Jalopnik didn’t bother me too much because there are still some decent writers left and I honestly just pop in as a fairly mindless distraction from work. Had no real plans to change that and couldn’t really give a hoot about Spanefeller or hulk Hogan or whatever other garbage goes…

I was waiting for the right wing talking points to make their way here. The USPS does NOT lose money because it allows Jeff Bezos and Amazon to “just drop packages on the floor” and say “deliver it.” The USPS actually breaks even or makes a tiny profit on operations every year. The ONLY reason that they need a bailout…

President Trump threatened to veto the next $2 trillion coronavirus aid package if it includes funds to save the storied institution. (Because honestly, why would you include funds to save the employer of more than 2 million Americans in a U.S. stimulus package?)

For $750,000 I can make my own Banshee...with hookers and blackjack.