benjrblant
benjblant
7/31/19
5:33 PM
12

Me: Hi. My name is Ben. I’ve been addicted to shitbox cars for 15 years now.
Everyone: Hi Ben.
Me: I’m trying to find better taste in cars with the hopes that I’ll make more frien-OH HOT DAMN LOOK AT THAT COROLLA ALL-TRAC

7/24/19
3:58 PM
9

You, you person that purchased a manual 1997 Suzuki X-90 then proceeded to put only 44k miles on it and keep it in climate controlled storage, whoever you are, we should be friends.