Rapping Ninja is obviously on the right track here.

Think about how you'd handle this in real life. Would you feel like you needed a "fair fight" against bloodthirsty psychopaths and hellborn beasts?

I'm setting up the job search alert now.

I don't want to be told I have dyslexia by someone that cannot properly structure his posts, especially by someone that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're". I think the problem here is that you're expecting people to wade through your excessive fluff to understand your point, and apparently any…

David from a somewhat vintage HBO show (called "Mr. Show")...this particular clip unsure though. Found it with a little Google-fu.

When did Kotaku start letting people with aspergers post articles?

"I am a fairly critical person (single at thirty-two, I have not had a girlfriend in literally 10 years, I eat the exact same meal six times a day, I often will listen to the same song on repeat for an entire day"