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Yeah, blame Democratic politicians for what the Republicans are doing, and for what the voters have put them in a position to do.

I have made a similarly risky decision while drunk - ignored an “under construction, do not enter” barricade around a NYC subway escalator (because it was a very tall escalator that looked fine from where I was standing) - and regretted it halfway up when all the stairs disappeared and I had to gingerly climb up the

I imagined them being WAY higher up until I saw that photo.

I’ve had IUDs for 12 years. I’ll get the last one (I hope) taken out when I’m 51-52-ish. They’ve been a godsend. No period for years, plus effective BC. The conservative women in my circle get a little tight-lipped when I bring it up, what with me slaughtering the unborn by preventing fertilized eggs from implanting

I admit this was my first thought and I am getting one put in, in the next month or so. 

I’ve read Jezebel for awhile and it seems like the writing has really gone downhill in the past few years. It just lacks nuance (and attention to detail in this instance) and some of it verges on self-parody.

Seriously- this is the least surprising position for Rob Reiner to take. I can’t quite wrap my mind around the blissful ignorance here.

I had to re-read that statement twice because I was so taken aback. Not sure how old this writer is, but you’re right, a 30-second google search could have provided her some insight. 

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,

This.

The angsty punk Gwen was ALWAYS a put on. I have friends who knew her pre-fame from the club/party scene in LA/OC and she was basically the popular suburban girl with an edgy asymmetrical haircut who was omnipresent in 80s shopping mall food courts across America.

This shit is nuts

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

Gwen and Blake are just feeling ansty because they haven’t been getting attention lately. No doubt this is a false lead to drum up interest for next week’s US Weekly article about how they’re totally NOT breaking up, in fact they’re planning a wedding and they’re pregnant with ten babies!!!

They posed for bullshit crew pictures and didn't ask questions when Mom told them not to discuss their apps with the tutor. Absolutely complicit. I'd have more sympathy for the parental pressure angle if the dingbat influencer one hadn't gotten to college and then spent all her time making YouTube videos about how

We’re so excited to find out what set of outdated cultural expectations our baby will be subjected to, neither drought nor pandemic will stop us from blowing something up!!

It was 109 yesterday, and high fire warning signs were posted everywhere. I woke up to smoke and a red sky this morning, angry as fuck over... THEN I saw the report that it was caused by my top peeve, I felt like my skull was going to split open. STOP LIGHTING SHIT ON FIRE TO BROADCAST YOUR FETUS’S GENITAL SHAPES!!

A friend of mine is very type A, controlling. When she was pregnant, she was getting a little bitchy because she didn’t know the sex of the baby yet. I finally asked her what was up, and she said, “Because I’m a planner. I need to plan the next years of our lives!” This was her THIRD kid.

Can we end gender reveal parties? Please?

Every episode of The Flash starts with “My name is Barry Allen, and I’m the fastest man alive” and then my brain goes “Until... We got a burn notice on you, you’re black listed”