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That’s a good way to describe it.

I think back to the quaint days when my parents would tsk tsk and call Roger Clinton the greatest embarrassment of a presidential relative ever.

Incompetently?

I cannot wait to see Ivanka sullen, in tears, and behind bars for her crimes, financial and otherwise. Orange is not her color, but her father has made it his own, so the lot of them will do just fine once they are locked up. Jared might even take up knitting or basketry.

I just noticed that Ivanka holds the can of beans the same way her father holds a glass of water.

“Find Something New” = “Let them eat cake.”

Back in the 1970s there was quite a hubbub over Jimmy Carter’s brother Billy hawking “Billy Beer”. Bear in mind that Billy was a fringe character who had no role whatsoever in the Carter administration, he was just a cheap huckster trying to cash in on JimmyMania, which was briefly a thing in this country. It

Ugh.  Between this and her laughable “Find Something New” project, I hate her more than ever.  She is a moron and a waste of space.  

Hi guys, I’ve got a great business opportunity for you and it’s time to give back.

My understanding is that DWTS serves to humanize terrible people: Sean Spicer, Tucker Carlson, Mark Cuban, Adam Carrolla, Tom DeLay, Chad Ochocinco, Ryan Lochte, and Rick Perry.

I heard the news about Kelly Preston and immediately my mind went to what crazy cult medical care did Scientology force on her? Then I read John’s statement of gratitude to M.D. Anderson Cancer Center’s staff.

She was a patient at the hospital I work at (which he named in his IG post). I never interacted with them but heard that they were both very, very nice.

Mr. Rochester was in an entertainment-adjacent business for a few years and met a lot of stars. He said most were what you’d expect (i.e. Joaquin Phoenix, an unpleasant weirdo; Tom Cruise, a charismatic weirdo; Kevin Spacey, a creep). But the one who surprised him as being a genuine guy who just loved to talk about

When I saw Kelly Preston in Jerry Maguire I thought, holy shit - this woman is electric on screen. She’s going to be a huge star!

After watching Going Clear and hearing the stories of those close to him, I have nothing but compassion for him.  He gave his blind trust to a bunch of money-grubbing savages and now they are holding him hostage. So much tragedy for one man to endure.  

Seriously. He also lost his first love to cancer, back when he was a teenager. That’s a lot of loss.

Like, this is the second significant other he’s lost to breast cancer. How the fuck does a man lose TWO loved ones to the same disease?

I totally agree. I have always liked him...and as far as Scientologists go, he never seemed to really talk about it much, be a figurehead or spokesperson (like Tom Cruise—although to be fair, Cruise only spent a short time speaking up about it...the Today Show meltdown, lol.... then rightly so sort of put that part of

Sure, they’re weirdos, but the Kelly Preston news kind of broke my heart.

Not a big Travolta fan, but he's had more than his share of grief. Sad.