After a long quarantine stuck with 3 teenagers, I’ve found my ultimate revenge shirt to wear with them in public. They don't understand my awesome taste in fashion and beg me to wear normal clothes. Fuck that shit.

Holy shit, that’s terrible. Here’s hoping that Covidman was dealt with in a way that didn’t bring him anywhere near you. There’s no excuse.

This administration... continually showing that the cruelty is the point...

Someone would like to contest that Beatles claim.

The sole thing that should ensure a Trump landslide loss in November is how he acted in February this year. This will be taught in the history books for generations to come.

13 Reasons Why is the carton of milk you buy from the store before realizing it was already a week past its expiration.

Silverlining- No plans are being made for social distancing. Cheeto-in-Chief doesn’t want to see 50% empty seats. I hope every racist in Oklahoma is in attendence

His face shade is Kraft Dinner orange

Ashley, you have quite the knack for header photos. I’d seen the disparity in his neck/face, but his gross orange face next to his hand is... /shudder.

The social contagion hypothesis has the wrong end of the stick. It makes sense that kids who feel gender dysphoria tend to find each other and form support groups with each other. 

I don’t care what feeble explanation she gave about the reasons for her tweets, there’s something seriously wrong with her, initially it was her “defence of free speech”, later it was criticism of inclusive language, now it’s just flat out laid bare, the same right wing topic point of mEn wIll nOw gO tO tHe wRoNg…

Oh! Well, then it’s solved and everyone can go home now. Boy we sure are lucky Jared is the adult in the room.

That man must have the worlds second tiniest penis. I’m sure he’d trade for the smallest were it possible if only to secure his fathers love.

Defunding the police isn’t about anarchy: it’s about justice and harm reduction. Cops are much more likely to be domestic abusers. They don’t do shit about sexual assault cases. Their unions refuse any sort of meaningful oversight and consequences for egregious professional behavior and they actively pass around bad…

I’ll let Chris Rock respond:

Andrew is suffering from the Trump disease aka no filter from the stream of consciousness to the speaker.

The Muppets have almost always been way ahead of the status quo.

“We have smarter muppets than politicians.”

Fuck guys, my dog is dying. A week ago he seemed like a healthy 10yo dog, then he had a seizure, wouldn’t eat his food and today we learned he’s got some kind of cancer and we’re talking palliative care and maybe just weeks to live.

How’s tricks in everyone’s neck of the woods? I’ve been working hard, and I volunteered for a long term covid antibody/vaccine study. They did their best to make it sound really important in the email ask for volunteers, so I donated my blood for the good of humanity, and they didn’t even have cookies afterward! Well,…