No vegemite. Downvoted.

You guessed it: Frank Stallone

Jesus almighty that has tang to it!

Equivalent of the PE coach teaching biology.

Is this about Christie?

He was just introduced to 52 pick-up.

*hides in the cupboard behind chocolate cake mix*

Who knew his son had Russian fans?

Just kick some Flight of the Bumble Bee into some Stryper. You're good.

what can you get for a dime?

have a cupp of coughie

anything with bruce willis playing harmonica

Gene Simmons owns that "sign"

Stapp into a Slim Jim!

Yes, but how does Marilyn Manson feel about all of this?

Loaf: "WTF are you talking about?"
Busey: "Your name, tubby!!"

I'll raise you Geraldo, And Gerardo.

Solid Stool (my Stone Sour cover band)

They Sublime

Ugly Kid Joe rents the basement.