says Anthony Weiner

We need an independent counsel on this. I hear Gene Simmons and The Nuge are pretty much always available.

sprinkle it with some Candlebox

They once saved my life. Their art is…awesome!

Football players sweat a lot more. At the tables in Vegas…

and "poots"

The comparison is a joke.

Snarknado 2

Walking down the street.

for the shits?

Smashmouth

was that hoodie required or not?

Here's to some fresh new Berlin jamz!

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Suppplies!

Alakazam too.

In Mother Russia, Shamwow guy beats you!

Let's all raise a cheek in unison. Ready your Bics. 4, 3,2,1…

But we know who did: (you guessed it) Frank Stallone

I live in a trailer park. Wicked Leaks happen all the time. It's nothing.

Speaking of pop rock, would you be by chance referencing the Bad Company? They are left over from Big Brother and the Holding's former company.