Yeah. Frick this shite.

John Tesh Loves Crystal Meth

K-Mart Mall Cop

abort! abort!

I work at Krystal's and they steal the toilet paper. Granted, it is better thane the one-ply at Popeye's.

Sleepy Labeouf/Dolph Lundgren 2020 baby! "I must break you."

This Tupac person is gone though, right?

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Oh, hai Dan

Fred Allen "Rerun" Berry

what is is with superheroes and disguises? at least rob a bank or something.

autobiography: "Deep Webb"

holds head up. dances to milli vanilli. in the mirror.

I tried to give em a hand; instead I got the boot!

siri as Schwarzenegger

what? Leprechaun already filmed there? Prepare for time travel…

I really duuno if french fries come in bulk. anyone?

"wait, no, I can do better" - every parent ever

inside a paper bag, but of course…

Ern Family, here. Suxks!