Trying to imagine a SoulCalibur crossover where both he and Voldo are confused as to what to do.

I'm late to the party, and I'm going to give this the whole 1st season, but the soliloquy but could be dialed back quite a bit. Robot Devil put it best, https://goo.gl/images/q8jjbu

Now I want to find someone who will go to a Halloween party with me as a steel beam, and I'd be a can of jet fuel. I'd keep melting them by leaking (not pissing on them) fuel from the can. Maybe they could wear a witch costume over it and doing the Oz thing if the joke needs to be driven home with no subtlety…

That is a great costume idea! Sounds like you had fun, except for the outrage theater-prone wet blankets.

I've heard good things about the 9/11 episode of "Talk to the Hand."

I say the same thing after Lincoln jokes.

I don't mean them. I mean the people that are not like them, but not like him. I'd bet there are at least 200 million of them.

I was glad to see the reviewer note how close Cross gets to Spank in his act. I wonder if he's trying the Franken route, where he gets to hang on to the 'comedian' label for life despite abandoning even the pretense of funny material. Is he still telling Bush 'jokes?'*

You can't just comment how you feel! That makes me feel angry!

He did fit hilariously into his old costume on his "TRICK OR TREAT!" march down the street.

He's a fun guy to share a name with. Makes me want to annoy him with a script about an aspiring screenwriter who wants to write feature films, and gets some traction, but there's already a guy in Hollywood with the same name, and it basically winds up being a feature-length version of the Michael Bolton thread in…

Tucker & Dale should definitely should be on this list. Alan Tudyk has got some serious chops, the concept is great, laughs abound, though I guess it doesn't have any big message to it. So it won't be mistaken as an important film. But dammit it's hilarious.

Ugh, I once got engaged because of Won Ton Goggles.

That's what happened in the Fillmore Lenore story - they kilt Floyd Dowder!

I don't give a shit. I'm going to get some ice cream.

KLog's DZon?

Put a cork in it, Persia!

Whenever someone expresses a feeling of being overwhelmed, I say "one bag at a time, one truck at a time."

A mention of Monster Magnet is going to have me laughing all day. Thank you,

Damn you, I have a compulsion to go listen to 'Iris' now.