benjaminallover
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benjaminallover

Lenny is just teasing/trolling all of us with that tweet.

smdh.

It’s a star-off ya’ll

Just to show how much of a Philistine I am, if no one told me that was a giant vagina I would have guessed a giant Ricola horn.

Ha. Maybe they will get several. I know the American groups have all tried to claim that they love the glitter, but we all know that's a lie. Nobody loves glitter.


Iyanla is the best at giving people the truth in the most hilariously shady way possible. Like when she told those two women were fighting over this man that they were letting, “a PENIS penetrate their friendship!!!”

Dads, having more kids will not increase your dadness. You have a fixed amount of dad, and you have to dad it equally among all your kids. Just dad a small daddable group of kids, and each kid will get more dad. That’s just sensible dadmath.

Like you know it's a pointless exercise, but I saw this woman in the news who received one after suffering multiple losses and I know that for me that would be a huge trigger. So I had to say something even though I knew they wouldn't care because these supposedly Christian folk never do.

It’s like the asinine situation in Colorado, where there was an effective and useful birth control program that actually succeeded in drastically lowering the teen pregnancy rate, that the Republicans in the state legislature cancelled because teenage girls should never know that pregnancy can be easily avoided or

Speaking of pro-life groups, I got this in my email today in response to my email criticizing this group’s mailing of “dead fetus” covered postcards to private residences. Apologize for length. Omg. Glitterbomb.

Even if it was supposed to be a snide racist slam; I really hate the idea that: “haha, you are stupid! You only work an honest job that provides an essential public service! What a moron! It comes with benefits? Possibly a pension? Allows you a decent shot at the middle class? Boy you must feel dumb!”

What does a trash collator do, anyway? Put the trash in its correct order? Or the more esoteric form of collation, which involves deducing how the trash was put together?

I count 8 mistakes beyond general awkwardness. Best course of action is probably just to rip that page out and move on.

NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE REST OF THE GRAMMAR IN THIS PASSAGE IS ATROCIOUS

I really dislike that phrasing.

So that 14% statistic for all stranger rape would stay constant despite the population density?

I mean, as shitty as it is, at least the crimes are being reported. That’s the first step to actually reducing them. People never believe me when I tell them we literally have no concrete idea of how prevalent sexual assault actually is due to underreporting/poor crime tracking.

Year by year, things get better. And year by year, we become more connected and aware and informed. More and more information, about fewer and fewer problems. When you turn on the news and hear scary facts and figures, take a moment to create some perspective: Yes, we still have a ways to go! But ten years ago there

Yes, it’s easy to mistake drama for passion, especially when you’re so young. They are effectively still in adolescence. I feel sorry for both of them that this is played out on a public stage, and doubtless the exposure just increases the pressure.