Wait, what is she helping people with?

There is zero penis bulge. Zero. Drag queens be admiring that tuck.

Fascinating yet consistent. Their whole belief system is a set of fudged realities.

I believe that line just above his knee is from manSpanx, or a similar compression garment, so just know that those pants could actually look worse.

They might be able to. Depends on how many people watch the interview vs how many people see the responses pointing out the lies.

So mean. So real. I will never stop laughing that a legitimate reason this guy can’t become president is that he looks fat in white pants. Talk about keeping it real.

NYPD= Now Your Pants Die.

Also: It occurs to me that maybe not tucking in the shirt would have been a good idea.

My son has that same little thigh roll when he wears tight pants. Of course, he’s 11 months and 50% of that roll is diaper.

How did he get them on?!

His right leg has its own came toe.

Those ARE some tremendously unflattering pants. I peeked at the photos fully expecting at least one case of moose knuckle.

omg thank you i am dying of laffs

How do you not look at photos like this and hit rock bottom and decide to make some changes in your life?

As a female fastpitch softball player... no, he does not play ball like a girl. We’d wipe the floor with his fat ass. He plays ball like a drunk jackass.

It’s funny when fat people try to do things. Even funnier when old people watch. Fat people and old people are funny.

Surprised Cassadee Pope didn’t make it on here: