“Family-owned business falls victim to culture war.” Funny how that whole “personal responsibility” thing never applies to white Christians.

A friend and I went to an Ashley Macisaac show in the 90s and people got in our faces because we stood up and clapped and danced.

Being given a story that is basically an advertisement for a late-night TV show while simultaneously trying to go viral due to a completely phony moment actually is topping my list right now.

As an antidote to the disgusting act above, may I present something that may give you faith in future generations:

Nope. You can't have Joni. Sorry. We still need her here. I've heard that Madonna is available. Maybe try there.

Going to head down to a public green space that was turned into a parking facility and pour one out. Get better, Ms. Mitchell.

I have a RecTec pellet grill and when I use my cast iron in it I always warm the cast iron up on the stove then put it in the RecTec

That girl is beyond incredible. Can’t wait to see this.

The one on the left is the Kesh and the right is Versace. I like Kesh's much better—and Versace is definitely ripped off.

Alas it's totally legal. In fashion the only thing you can't copy is the label itself. Everything else is fair game.

I think the answer is clearly yes.

"Stacey, I am your Daughter!"

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

I bet he thought he could do voices, but really just sounded like himself.

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT ANY MORE, SORRY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD.

I always nodded off at the word 'diversity'.

This is a pretty accurate summary of my reaction:

I think you can remove "being" from that sentence.