benjaminallover
benjaminallover
benjaminallover

Yoga Nerd MD: Doxxed.

As someone who goes to a ton of music festivals (including Coachella), the thing that drove me crazy about "Coachella style" is that the clothes didn't make any sense for festival going. For the parties? Sure. But for the festival itself? No fucking way. Sky high wedges, jumpsuit, large hat, a crochet shawl, and micro

The GOP: we're not idiots, we just play idiots on TV.

So now we ask you: has ever a woman deserved a Lifetime biopic more than Debbie??

Cruz was valedictorian of his high school, graduated cum laude from Princeton, where he was a champion debater and graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law, where, like Obama, he was a editor for the Harvard Law Review. A professor described him as "off-the-charts brilliant." Cruz is no idiot, he's just a giant

Ted Cruz dresses like a 16-year-old Lincoln Douglas debater.

First of all, how dare you.

Vincent Adultman!

HIS WIFE WORKS AT GOLDMAN SACHS I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS

I believe thats what we call "the Don Cherry" collar here in Canada.

"One oval-shaped suit, please."

Please star this comment if you think it's actually fucking adorable that one of Ted Cruz's daughter's first sentence was "I like butter."

VOMIT

It probably hasn't occurred to you, but my guess is he has chosen this "everyman can't afford a good tailor" wardrobe on purpose.

what in the actual fuck is this shit

"...he seems like an kind of an ass who thinks he's funny."

Hint #1 you are dealing with a super reputable journalist:

As a society, we should be acknowledging and championing the people who step out publicly and take the better, morally weightier stance. It takes guts. Especially if you are a young girl. I feel like people are assigning politics to her rather than listening. Criticizing her for being graceful because it plays to

And the funny thing is it always happens right about one bus ride home's length after the dismissal bells at high schools across the country. Correlation? Or causation?