What investigation? Find three unrelated witnesses and fire the motherfucker. Fuck. Corporate legalese bullshit at its best.

Men enforcing female sexuality by labeling a guy who young girls desire but who they wouldn't want to be like as being a girl himself. Nothing new here. Happens all the time.

From the Bieber article:

You guys! You guys!

Yep. I've found that dudes will maintain their I-am-calmly-patronizing-you tone right up until I peg their bullshit as histrionic, and that's when the unhinged insults start flying.

I like using "princess."

My meltdown was over food too. My junior year of college, I was so in love with a guy who was in love with me too, but in a three year relationship. He would later dump his girlfriend, date me for six months, dump me, and then get back together with his original girlfriend. They later got married.

I once witnessed a friend's child sob "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE... AND MY DAY!"

Let's call them 'distraught' too. When Nemtsov was killed NPR (NPR!!!) had a segment in which they were quoting world leaders. They said Angela Merkel was reported to be 'distraught' and then went on to quote other male leaders verbatim without mentioning their emotional response. She'd already put out a statement…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

umm... the name Belle? No. That is so far from the problem.

Calm down hahah thats the most scouser thing to say ever.

I think I'll stick with pink.

The ghost of Bogie fucking hates her boring WASPy ass, by the way, and takes issue with the title of her show.

It just warms my heart that he called a bunch of whining men "so dramatic." Men's trivial concerns don't get trivialized nearly often enough.

Chris Hardwick had a good bit about this on @midnight. "That's not how memories work." And he pointed out that any remake will not be the same because your 10 year old self thinks different things are funny than your 40 year old self.

I wish this new movie would be based around Gozer the Gozerian. She's such a badass. She is a god, and can do backflips and disappear!

Woohoo! Go Paul.

Paul buddy, all you had to do was summon Gozer the Gozerian. She would have put those troll in their place.