You are correct.

You are a shitty troll. Time for a new burner.

She missed a really good excuse to wear flats.

It's the round toes- they look like horse hooves.

I like that idea.

That's fair enough, but if we are talking about the average wedding I think the price should be included. Personally I don't plan on getting married but both my brother and sister are engaged, and around here it's the venue, rather than the rings, which people tend to forego, opting for a backyard party.

I had not heard of a wedding without rings.

Well it's about the only aspect of a wedding that's mandatory, so ya it counts.

She's crying because her shoes are so fugly.

This is just preparing them for the real world, where women will be judged in fine detail on their appearances, and men just have to remember to wear pants.

I generally find her grating but that makes me want to get drunk with her.

C: if you're biracial!

Holy crap. Coming in hot!

Yes clearly I'm hysterical.

I like your angry post better than my circumspect one.

Innocent until proven guilty is not the same thing as probably innocent so why bother investigating. This attitude assumes the victim is lying, and privileges the feelings of the perpetrators over the well-being of the victim, and that's disgusting. What if it were your son or daughter who was being abused this way? I…

It's astonishing that this abundantly reasonable bill and the absurd dystopian nightmare of Krause's bill co-exist in the same state at the same time. Fingers crossed that sanity beats crazy just this once.

Did you not say this?

all I'm trying to say is that I don't want someone whose ex changed his or her mind about whether they wanted to be naked on the internet, possibly under family or cultural pressure, to be lumped in with your "perps."

Your hypothetical doesn't make any sense then: