Thats great. Hope your mom took her time with it.

“Jason who?” - Lamar Odom

To go along with whatever gift I give my dad, I give him a card. It’s a fact cards are worthless, so I always to add something special. One time it was a card in Spanish, he took it to work and had some coworkers translate it. Apparently it was very nice.

@battman_returns you got 8 followers bruh your own family don't even want to know what you doin! Get better at life!

Here's the thing that all the Paterno corpse fellaters fail to appreciate: Paterno could have ended this whole thing with one phone call. No, not to the cops or the school administration; to the media. You want justice in this country while maintaining your reputation? You call a fucking journalist and tell them…

I always despised "Joe Pa" and his bogus "big man on campus" schtick, with the cutesy little house within walking distance from the field and the whole bullshit cult thing. Paterno was a mentally disturbed weirdo too cowardly to ever press himself beyond PSU. Watching him dodder around for the last ten years of his…

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

You mean the same league that deliberately lied about the long-term effects of concussions lied about a video?!?!?

That was in West Virginia. The sheep have learned they need to run fast there.

Giving the exclusive to an obvious brown-noser who nominated him for "Sportsman of the Year" is not exactly a sign of "maturity" in my book.

Right. Not to be cynical, but maybe these blowholes should listen to Stephen A. Smith (god I hate advising that) when he talks about how LeBron's inner circle pushed him to go to Cleveland because Pat Riley refused to give them the run of the place and missed the days where Dan Gilbert let them basically run the…

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Regulating the salary of less than 1% of the workforce is not a price control. In fact, it encourages the opposite. 70% of the US economy is based on consumer spending. That means that the middle class that buys goods are the actual job creators as they both work for and subsequently spend capital. The practices that…

The fight broke out after a disagreement as to whether "Mexico is the Croatia of North America" or "Croatia is the Mexico of Europe."

Jalopnik had a commenter with the user name of Dalton who posted this video of himself while under anesthetics in the dentist's chair several years ago. I think it's priceless.