That poor bear just wanted to do some dumpster rummaging, but misunderstood its bear friends when they spoke of all the white trash that can be found in Gatlinburg.

Are you delusional? "Americanizing" probably not as who knows what that means, but as to looking more like a "white" person or one of European descent? Of course it is. The entire dynamic of the procedure is precisely to make the eyes look less asian and more european in shape. That's just an objective observation of…

"Hello my baby, Hello my darling, hello my ragtime dolllllllllll............."

Of all the hurdles facing a kid from Tennessee, a 5'3 defensive back is pretty far down the list.

Wow. Got it. So the story is going to be that Manziel's "manager" buddy took money. If they were looking for a solution that would confirm he's a liar while making themselves look like unscrupulous bastards, the NCAA guys have done it again.

BERMAN: Back, back, back, back...

Celtics fan, so I'm going to say it: