Kathie Lee and Hoda — along with Kelly Ripa — the Trifecta of Terrible Television.

Wonder what Jim Bob’s adolescence was like? Has Jim Bob’s past been examined? Are Jim Bob and Warren Jeffs kin?

Please help us save white stretchy pants from breaking seams and the resulting tsunami of butt and belly fat flowing into classrooms and playgrounds. Demand your Congressman protect white stretchy pants from the cruel fate of over-extended blubber.

The good news is her butt will become a new thrill ride at Six Flags Over Idiots.

You can now die happily since reaching that pinnacle of success. I await the news bulletin on the BBC.

Again, for the NZs out there, pro-lifers would rather the Maori ate their babies. Please try to keep up!

Just for you - Pro-lifers would rather the Maori ate the babies.

Pro-lifers would rather the dingos ate the babies.

From the looks of those boobs very few are "The Real Thing."

“Did the press find out I was on Denny Hastert's wrestling team?"

Kim Kardashian prepares to step into the OB/GYN stirrups.

College bed-head by Serta — "We Make the World's Best Mattresses for Idiots."

I look forward to the Republican candidate for President posing with republican Caitlyn.

I refer to Jehovah as "Imaginary Fucked-up Dude" and since using that moniker after being pressured to say grace at a company picnic I've never been asked again to pray. Even though I got fired shortly after that seeing the horrified look on the Christian hypocrites still gladdens my little agnostic heart.

Kanye is again wondering who’s the Daddy.

"God wants everyone to know his great love and where you can purchase roofies for the entire family."

Endorsed by Josh Duggar, Bill Gothard, and Mike Huckabee's hemorrhoids for his Godly stance.

Mike Huckabee's brain-trust and his campaign's new domestic policy. Josh Duggar has been promised a position as Secretary of Panty Security.

He's hoping to have sex with something other than his beard and his mother's mustache.

Were the terms "pimp, madam, flesh-peddler, and panderer" already taken?