I shop at Wal-Mart all the time. Cheaper prices, good selection, fast checkout when I use self-service.

Anything so sacred that it can’t be laughed at deserves to be laughed at. This is funny.

Dear Cheryl,

Nice to see the Repubs and God get it in the ass.

Are you sure the big dick isn't Richard Matt getting some sun?

"Not sure how this happened. This is the second time I didn't see a stork on the chimney."

Is Henry Gates his lawyer?

Perhaps the biggest Maxi-pad in existence.

The pain on her face is either she’s heard herself for the first time or has lower intestine issues from bad fish tacos.

Orange is the new black.

I hope someone does, videos the heist, and gives laughter and joy to thousands on youtube.

“Now pre-greased with organic coconut oil for ramming up your ass when you poke someone with your self-indulgent goober stick.

Ayn Rand look-a-like but more bitchy.

Lucille Ball on PCP. That's one scary mug, lady.

If you can't do anything else become a fashion designer.

Which Kardashian was the model?

Adult sadness is needing a chart to make a sandwich.

That adults need a chart to make a sandwich is terribly sad but not unexpected.

I have few heroes but Beethoven, Thoreau, and Bradbury are universal heroes.

Carries baby in hopes people won’t laugh at him. Doesn’t work. Even baby is embarrassed and feigns sleep to avoid eye contact.