Can transport 23 migrant workers in each cheek, 14 barrels of Brent crude in his jowls, and next week fracking starts on his triple chin. Keeps his tiny testicles under his hat and hasn't seen his penis since 1974. Has a favorite cow named Yellow Rose and buys her anniversary gifts and marital aids.
With this lawsuit I'm hoping Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Bill Donahue, and Rick Santorum descend into madness. Oops, too late! They already have Jehovah and Jesus rabies.
"girls and women are shunned during their period - some "go out and stay with the cattle,"