A King always trumps a dropped deuce.

Or you could go for a natural look with a discreet toupee.

May I suggest a new chauffeur for the Kardashian Klan.

Her new moisturizer has helped her complexion.

Why does Badu need an airport?

See the above post.

Now you've done it! You're obviously a sexist racist mummyist!

Thank you for reminding me that some people are humorless dipshits.

Looks like the products worked for those suckers shills schmucks customers too!

Congratulations! You're the sucker shill schmuck customer that companies love.

Kanye has his Mama's eyes (in a glass jar under his bed).

'I don't recommend the canning jars with the separate lids and bands because they aren't sealtight, so if you shake them, sticky water will go flying everywhere. Just trust me on this."

Fortunately their self-contained air bags prevented serious damage. No word if Khloe will be able to count to ten again without removing her shoes.

If only Ted Kennedy was still around to drive them to dinner.

I'm with the CIA and Dick Cheney says "Rectal Feeding" is a medical necessity.

Bill Cosby will be bartending at the reception.

Confessions of a Philosopher and The Tristan Chord - both by Bryan Magee

You know you're in trouble at the dentist's office when the first thing the dentist does is x-ray your wallet.