I'm convinced that most of lifehacker's food writers have never cooked, read a cookbook, can't boil water without directions from their IPads, and waste time by writing about things they don't understand, don't research, or apply a modicum of common sense.

Thanks for the heads-up. Do you have any brands to look for in Latin groceries?

Not all lard is the same. At one time you could get pure lard in the grocery stores. Now most store lard has chemicals such as preservatives (BHT) and other goodies. Some butchers will have leaf lard. That's the best and the only kind I use anymore.

There's nothing like a non-funny faux-writer cook, in love with his wordy voice. The author is the male version of Rachel Ray.

I remember you and still have your photo.

God, no longer content to decide football games, spelling bees, and which Evangelical Christian preacher gets to screw with 16 year old girls, now wants you to spend money reading the drivel of one of His Holy Anointed prophets.

You can also tell it's Starbucks by the look of self-loathing on the customer's faces for paying six bucks for a cup o'crap.

My recipe for colds, flu, and uninteresting house guests.
4 finger Cockburn's Tawny Port in tall water glass
1 tablespoon sourwood honey (Southern Appalachian honey)
Juice of one lime or lemon
1/2 joint of home-grown sensimilla (save the other half for when guests leave)

Well that's settles it. Since the Gestapo is no more, we can all rest easy. No chance that other State police officials anywhere in the world , including the US, would ever do anything like torture, rape, or kill.

What I realize is that many police officials, acting under authority of the State, lie and cheat to obtain arrests and convictions whether lawfully or not. The tactics of the Gestapo, Stasi, Inquisitors, and State Troopers are the same. Whether one is sent to a concentration camp in Poland or state prison in…

" Remember, if you aren't doing anything wrong, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. "

"It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man's anus."

Trade one addiction for another, like AA does.

From the James Green website. "James Christianman® is a brand of Designer clothing and accessories for the Christian man and woman."

Item #54-76210- Humperdink Chocolate-Covered Turds with White Truffle Center Hand-wrought tin containing twelve turds, $125.99

1. Did you just fart?

Does this mean that new GM cars will have a heated tampon dispenser?

Taylor Swift as Sportin' Life in Porgy and Bess.

I saw where Carrie Underwood thanked God for her performance as Maria.

Then I noticed the stadium wasn't full of graffiti so I knew it wasn't East LA. It might have been bad taco day and a rush to the bathrooms.