At first I thought this was in East LA.

If you piss a rainbow you're getting enough Skittles.

You should also avoid heroin, Ex-lax, Axe deodorant, dressing like Jesus, or wearing a shirt with "I'm a Scientologist -Ask me about Thetans" on it.

When everybody leaves and I get to enjoy the weed my cousin brought for her Thanksgiving contribution to my sanity.

As someone else said Tri-Sodium Phosphate is good stuff. 1 tablespoon in the dishwasher and your dishes and glasses become squeaky clean. For hand-washing dishes I keep an old plastic spice jar near the sink to sprinkle in the dish water. Cuts grease and grime, and requires half of the regular dish detergent.…

Video record every encounter with any law enforcement. Dash cams front and rear, hidden cameras facing the driver's side window.

If stuck at one of these gatherings, I always ask questions.

Didn't see your post nor did I realize you're a prick.

Be careful with homemade infused oils. There's something about botulism you might find more distasteful than plain oil. I never try anyone's infused oils. Here's why.

Subway's "meat" is made from slurries. Their chicken is made from chicken parts, tapioca, and other ingredients. Plus, there's a smell about Subway that reminds me of dead Junebugs.

I didn't know that cockroaches could be trained to ride motorcycles, but here's proof. The miracles of science! I hope they find an industrial-sized can of Raid.

Find someone you want to help. Help them. Spend your time and money in where you live. You be the watchdog. You see the results.