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Benguin the Albatross
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That's okay, my production company is called Proprietary Studios anyway.

I'm the furthest thing from a Luddite in the world and I embrace all advancements in technology with open arms, but even I think touch screen voting machines are a little over-the-top.

I'd like to know if the Madcatz guitar will be able to interface with a computer or amp in any kind of way. If I could plug it into Garageband as a midi controller that would be pretty great.

The most ingenious ideas are the most obvious in hindsight.

Any goodwill that this game got from me yesterday for featuring Axel F is completely negated by the inclusion of that atrocious "You're a Jerk" song.

Whiny fucking crybabies.

Steam is basically an app store, right? I suppose the concept isn't so foreign.

Bug Boat is the worst Trasformer ever.

@Tribrow: I like the way you think.

If they have grille cloth on the sides then I'm buying them instantly.

I had absolutely no interest in this game, but Axel F almost makes me care a little bit.

Fantastic. I love English, but there's a difference between flexing your mastery of language and just being a douchebag.

And for an added bonus you can tell people it's a prototype Verizon iPhone...

That's fantastic, but probably beyond the scope of the typical apartment dweller. Unless you own the place, you probably can't make renovations like that.

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@Heilage: Indeed. And those were also from a time when cartoons could get away with being racist. I never picked up on it as a kid, but I've rewatched some stuff in the past few years and I couldn't believe that flew back then.

I love retro futurism. All that "The [x] of Tomorrow!" stuff delights me to no end.

Isn't this part of the whole net neutrality thing?

I have this feature on U-verse and I actually like it. Not because it's correcting for my slow reaction, but the unresponsiveness of the box. On all of the old DVRs I had it was pointless to try to fast forward anything faster than 2x, because by the time the machine registered that you hit play you had already missed

Slightly damp cloth. That's it.

The Yes/No one is pretty awesome.