Gah, this whole germ-phobia thing drives me fucking insane. Goddamn yuppies.

Only 10,000 of my friends?

How about "Vinnie Vole's Existential Nightmare?"

Hey look, I'm on the title image. I feel so loved.

@Biokevin: What in the world is Zune HD? :P

@qianma: Hahaha, that was the joke all night. "Zune HD? Never heard of it."

Awesome, after GizDay last night I realized I should make some business cards but I didn't really want to spend any money.

That mosaic was still a better Sonic game than the 360 one.

I thought it had something to do with FAT32 having a 4GB limit on filesize or something.

@medopal: Google Apocalypse View

@DfizzleShizzle: Haha, I agree actually. Gave me a little sense of elitism.

@wpc1532: Also it was incredibly simple. Most people aren't savvy enough to deal with DFU mode and custom IPSWs.

How could you leave off carne asada? It's one of the best things to come out of an animal since bacon.

I use the extension cord thing, so I just do it like this.

I can't watch these. They're just so painfully awkward.

As if dysentery wasn't enough, now you have another reason to shit your pants as you backflip off the Rocky Mountains.

That whole "over-qualified" thing always struck me as odd. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, it's just such a ridiculous idea. As if the brain has such limited capacity that a higher education overwrites simpler functions like working a cash register.

@tovette: Ah, I remember seeing this all the time on G4 years ago. Back when, you know, it was actually about video games.

@TheRescue: I'd like to see you go toe-to-toe with a hovering clownfaced airship. That's some unnerving shit, my friend.

For some reason I thought ol' Abe up there was supposed to be the Sniper. I shouldn't have laughed but I did.