@chrisfox01: I have you now, young Beanwalker.

Awesome. Now next time I get lost I can just blame a disturbance in the Force.

@robots199: It's not a store open to the public or anything, it's for in-house use. Somebody has to repair and maintain all of the mall's equipment. Light fixtures, floor buffers, golf carts, that kind of stuff.

This isn't what I was looking for...

I was always sad the the screensaver couldn't be played as an actual game.

@Cait: Once I stuck a tampon in my nose to stop a nosebleed. Dunno if that exactly counts as a separate task or not...

When does Guitar Hero 7(?): Beating a Dead Horse come out?

Some of the people in these comments have apparently never heard the phrase "proof of concept."

iPod unboxings a few years ago used to be somewhat interesting because 1) the packaging was actually pretty cool and 2) it was before Youtube so not ever jackoff on the internet was posting one.

The Chive... isn't that the site that we caught stealing our photoshop contest pictures and posting them with no credit back here? I think they were the "fast food of the future" ones.

Does this benefit all Macs, or just those fancy newer ones? I have a 2008 pre-unibody Macbook.

I hate Aeris. My favorite thing about Advent Children is that they left her dead.

@square enigma: Nothing a little atroquinine can't fix...

@gebinsk: ithappenstoeveryguy.com

@Owen Good: I dunno, I very rarely get a chance to make it out to the stadium for live games. But maybe it has something to do with possibly being the only disco fight song in the history of sports.

I can always rely on Owen for some Chargers love. Go Bolts!

@Chernobyl: Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel an overwhelming sense of shame from a disapproving God.

@LaziestManOnMars: isitinyet.com

@Andinator: We're too busy saving ourselves for marriage to worry about grammar, you pedant!

For a second I thought it was for Virginians and couldn't figure out what was so odd about that.